Reg.: Dec 2001
Location: Secret Tweaker Pad
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A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."

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"hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?"

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Reg.: Apr 2004
Location: Wien
Posts: 1038

ich bin ehrlich:

zu faul um das alles zu lesen

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Reg.: May 2004
Location: VIE11
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ii grauslicher witz

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Reg.: Sep 2005
Location: Vienna Underground
Posts: 259

ich find ihn super

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Reg.: Sep 2001
Location: favoriten oida !!
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ich find ihn auch geil, aber gibts kan witze sammelthread ?? das is ja a witz !!

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alles wast du einen gutes gibt , kommt einnen alles wieder zurück! zb. gibst du wem fröhlichkeit wirst selbst auch mal fröhlichkeit zurück bekommen! und des is so des is der lauf des lebens!

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Reg.: Jan 2010
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2 jäger sind im wald , einer wird ohnmächtig der andere ruft die Rettung "ich glaub mein kollege ist Tod" der retter" zuerst sollten sie sicher gehen ob er Tod ist " PENG PENG "und jetzt?

ist lt Wikipedia der lustigste Witz aller Zeiten

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Reg.: Sep 2003
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Originally posted by cpt. insano
2 jäger sind im wald , einer wird ohnmächtig der andere ruft die Rettung "ich glaub mein kollege ist Tod" der retter" zuerst sollten sie sicher gehen ob er Tod ist " PENG PENG "und jetzt?

ist lt Wikipedia der lustigste Witz aller Zeiten

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Reg.: May 2002
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Originally posted by TscHeChan

kommt ein jäger zur wildschweinjagd und erschießt drei kühe.......

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Diesmal keine Kiberer?

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time to scheisse! thanks for cheering...

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Reg.: Jan 2010
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2 jäger treffen sich

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Reg.: Sep 2008
Location: hernals
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geht ein jäger beim wirtshaus vorbei
the end

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Reg.: Jul 2012
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quote:

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Originally posted by cpt. insano
2 jäger treffen sich

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only after the last rover has been poisoned
only after the last fist has been caught
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