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lool echt witziger text

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Andy C will always be voted Nr. 1 DJ on the Drum & Bass Arena. Even if he were to be eaten by wolves (a pack of wolves, perhaps) he would continue to own jungle from beyond the grave

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ha, die seite ist cool

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echt witzig

" Alternatively, if you and your crew all reach the club wearing Rockports and burberry caps, the DJ will probably play some hilariously-titled wobble tune for you, and rewind it five times. Proper, proper, proper."

hrhr

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# Be ready to use the term "roller" as if you actually know what it refers to.
# Clownstep is in the eye of the beholder

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Entsprechende Begriffe gelten im Sinne der Gleichbehandlung grundsätzlich für beide Geschlechter.

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hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

If you're from the UK, you have been around since day one, cause we invented this music, OK? If you're from the U.S., you heard it on a mixtape in the mid-nineties, and don't forget we invented hip-hop, you busted-teeth haters. If you're from anywhere else: STFU.

hehehe

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noch bessaaaa:

Make sure that everybody knows that you smoke blunts all day every day and ecstasy is for retards who dance and look foolish.


trifft auf 95% der freakZZ hier

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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also auf 95 % der tablettensüchtigen hier who dance and look foolish
hehehe

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suckOOrZZ 4 real:

Forums/Boards etc: That ain't real life, so get out there and be human for once. Ain't nothing wrong with spending some free time there, but don't spend your whole life there bitchin about dnb and whatnot - why not actually experience it firsthand innit

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SCHEISSE...meine HAAR ist schon wieder ZU LANG!!!



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the defintion of a real jungle drummer!!!

obs.neurosis

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the defintion of a real jungle drummer!!!

obs.neurosis

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nich lustich du mong

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na genau!

bos.neurotiker

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# Girls: it doesn't matter what your hair looks like. You will be heavily outnumbered and therefore in high demand. If you should find this is not the case, post a picture of yourself on a D&B message board, and watch the replies roll in. Hint: your acne and fat arse are meaningless in the D&B world.

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lustig lustig trallalalalaaaa

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Even if you are paralysed from the neck down, front like you are a DJ waiting for your big break. You have an enormous collection of dubplates back at the lab (ie. your mum's gaff, where you are known as "Raymond" rather than "RuffJunglist92") and have mastered a triple drop with the three most obscure Metalheadz b-sides outside of London. In reality, you have spent the last three years vainly attempting to beatmatch 'Bad Ass' with 'Bodyrock' in preparation for the day Helter Skelter call you because Nicky Blackmarket has a flat tire on his BMW.

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hrhr ich mag die seite

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Rewinds: if you particularly appreciate the DJ's selection, make a funny gun-shape with your fingers and shout at him/her. Do not do this in any other circumstance, or it might lead to trouble. In any case, the DJ will undoubtedly rewind the biggest tunes anyway, even if the crowd were to sit there in stony-faced silence.

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MIT KAMPFKRAFT UND HERZ SIEGTEN WIR ÜBER DEN KOMMERZ - DENN IHR HABT DEN MYTHOS GELEBT DER UNSER LEBEN BEWEGT - DANKE JUNGS

BLOCK WEST RAPID WIEN MEISTERTOUR:

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=mR01yRK1TJw
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Yoa5GLcRc
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=7jf6_c4eVMQ
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz45h4cGULA&feature=related
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=-c78OpncpCU
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=1y1Kho4Uh7c

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@ Kamel:

Wie es aussieht ist Kamel, Location Block West; +irgendsoeinblöder Fussballfanspruch in der Signatur auch als Fussballproletenhalbstarkenfreikämpfertruppenmittg
lied einzuordnen. Also gehört somit eh zur Gruppe des Abschaums der Gesellschaft und ist eh mit Sandlern und Junkies gleichzustellen!

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